I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
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I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
You were carrying around a milk crate, randomly putting it down calling out 'praise be to the milk gods' and making people pray to it.
Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
We broke up in downtown Nashville with drunken, blow up penis waving bachelorette parties walking by. For some reason I can see this ending up as a country music video.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
Just ran into a client at a sex shop. The meeting tomorrow is going to be really awkward as we both try not to picture each other using vibrators or role play costumes.
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
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