You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
I blacked out at work again... Except this time my boss watched me throw up by the bus stop and some woman let me sleep on her shoulder for an hour. Why does this keep happening?
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
the dude in the apartments across the street got a video of me railing blake on your front steps last night
shit like this is why i dont let you drink vodka anymore ..
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
is that a dick in a sweater?
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
no dude he sent me cemetery flowers, i know it. they are half dried out roses in the shape of a cross, seriously. and he is not religious. so he robbed a freaking grave site for me. am i like an accessory to grave robbing now??
damnit this is what you get for dating guys with neck tattoos
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