Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.
i crunched every chip from the dorito bag and poured it in the vase. never again will i have to deal with cool ranch fingers.
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
it's like i need an invisible sign across my boobs that says "DOESN'T HAVE DADDY ISSUES" that only old men can see
His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
You thought you were Snapchating on your tablet, but were really just poking John Stamos' face on my Full House dvd case...
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