So I'm going back to my apartment just to get my vibrator.
I thought you were moving in with your boyfriend for the summer?
Well....one will keep me from having to pay rent and the other satisfies. I'll let you figure it out.
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
If I don't have carpet burn in the morning you aren't trying hard enough.
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
I just conveyed my whole sex life to my mom over voicemail. Anddd, I'm hammered.
Top night. Top night.
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
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