nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
He asked me where I wanted it. I told him in the condom. He stops mid thrust and says "you're no fun" and then blew. Chivalry is semi dead.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
Ladies and gentlemen, the only person I know who would keg stand in pearls and a bow.
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
Kids I used to babysit are now fuckable members of my social media periphery.. Getting old sucks
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
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