So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
i had a dream the other night i was titty fucking you while you were asleep, then you woke up and didn't care.
Definitely still drunk while signing the 'responsible adult' form at the hospital
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
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