if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
I want to touch your soul through your body...with my penis...
Mike i'm at church right now...
when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
Hold on, I gotta pump breast milk for the white russians.
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
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