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(215): View more from Pennsylvania

remember when you found twisted pleasure condoms in my parents bathroom? theyre gone.

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(831): View more from California

period poops. best. ever.

(925): View more from California

omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...

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(240): View more from Maryland

He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.

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(907): View more from Alaska

She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."

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(807): View more from Ontario

She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.

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(407): View more from Florida

You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.

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(631): View more from New York

Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?

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(682): View more from Texas

Okay so I just had a really great idea

(817): View more from Texas

no.

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(786): View more from Florida

His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.

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