I think someone spiked my drink last night. .. Like all 20 of them.
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
i wondered why i had so many splinters in my hand, then i went out to my car and remembered id stolen an entire cactus
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
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