Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
i had to pay fifty dollars for throwing up in the limo, 60 fucking dollars to throw up all over myself
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
I'm sexting at the thanksgiving dinner table...this is a new holiday tradition.
What's grosser: using a dirty sex towel as an oven mitt? or using the oven to reheat superbowl bean dip for dinner?
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
did you just send me my own nude
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
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