I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
"I vaguely remember the Health and Safety Inspector walking into my room this morning while I was passed out naked. That's one way to get it over with quickly."
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
I mean we all knew i was gonna get arrested eventually but shoplifting is lame so dont tell anyone. Well just let them assume public nudity or something
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