Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
so hey instead of everyone buying me a birthday present can everyone just pitch in for my abortion?
why is my clorox wipe dispenser full of tortillas?
Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
Didn't want you to think it had been open season on my vagina since we broke up.
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
Oh, now I remember why I deleted your number. You're kind of a dick. Please delete mine.
You’d probably be happy to know that I think I’ve mastered the skill of knowing “my type” and then steering clear
FINALLY. I THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME!
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
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