Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
Need a travel agent to tell me which countries in Asia have legalized prostitution for New Year. Fireworks would be cool too.
Were you paying girls to come up and grab my cock and tell me I look like bradley Cooper?
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
The worst part about getting "creative" and by that i mean baked is that i just wanna get laid right now and all im doing is eating nachos
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
I'm sharing a breakfast burrito w my uber driver
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
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