Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
After work we went home to fool around. Turns out he had sawdust under his foreskin. I'm never going down on him again.
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
There are bud lights poping out of the zipper of my overnight bag and my dildo almost fell out in the elevator. not professional
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
Ummm. I just wanna say this now: Don't let me invite the band back to the apartment to see my stripper pole.
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
I'm sitting in the hospital with him while he's still half drunk with a busted leg because he thought he could do parkour off a rock
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