Me too!
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
For future reference.... When you take a beer out of a 6pack... You don't insert your phone as a substitute.
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
Successful first night. Lost my phone. Front desk found it. Earthquake in wine country. Didn't feel it.
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
I want you to know. From the bottom of my heart, that you are a great friend, a beautiful person, and one of my favorite people in this world. But if you ever send me that many messages again at 4am I swear to God, I will push you in from of a fast running rhino
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
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