i just met rob pattinson in italy. he's so stupid, i feel like i would have to say "your penis goes here!"
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
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