you kept trying to make scrambled eggs with 3 hardboiled ones.
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
We were laughing at the passed out guy who had gone to sleep under the car in the McDonald's lot until we realized it was you.
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
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