Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
Her stepmother interrupted our sex to tell her it was midnight and she wanted to do a sympathy shot for her 50th.
Don't break up.
I need moral support for this bender
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
Apparently, "please don't I have to be in court tomorrow" is not a valid excuse for a girl to abstain from giving a massive hickey.
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
I'm a professor! I can't be caught chasing the liquor with you hooligans once the undergrads have seen my face
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
I'm supposed to be at work in 10 min, I just woke up and am 45 min away...tinder for the win
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