we have officially lost it.
Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
my mom just informed me that i masturbate loudly
she went apple picking. why dont we do cute things like that? let's go to a pumpkin patch!
because we're not cute. we're sluts. and sluts don't go apple picking.
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
Alright we have to be drunk.before noon tomorrow. Its a new law i just got passed through congress. It goes into effect imediately
She is the Michael Jordan of blowjobs. Unfortunately, her baby sister is the Michael Jordan of baseball of blowjobs. It does not run in the family.
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
Wedding party came into the bar an hour ago. Mother of the bride is a stage five clinger. send help.
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
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