Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
Thanks for not locking your door. I had to pee and there was a random person throwing up in my bathroom so I used yours. \nPS I stole your soap
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
"Fuck all you guys I'm going to be Cameltoe Spider-Man for Halloween."
I baked a frozen pizza completely, put it back in the plastic and box, and put it back in the freezer. THAT drunk.
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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