I brought red and green boonsfarm to the white elephant party. classy and festive. I think this is what people are referring to when they talk about killing two birds with one stone.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
Also, beer. Big fan.
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
I appreciate the fact that you sent me a snapchat of your dick soaking in a cup of water.
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
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