If my body was a temple, I pissed all over the front stairs last night..
And by that I mean I told her the plot of the first batman movie as my life and it took her like 20 minutes to figure it out
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
I just bought a 1/4 oz of pot from a coworker who's old enough to be my grandfather...I'm never leaving Portland.
Had weird bad dreams about you last night. Please tell me you didn't google my real surname and that you don't go to a needle exchange.
But Keith is doing MDMA for New Years and he's 39.
Keith has a beautiful 20 year old girlfriend, a good job and a cute puppy. We can't all be Keith.
But I want to be Keith.
i am no longer ashamed when i walk into the dining hall for sunday brunch and i'm greeted with applause for suriving my weekend
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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