Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
I though she ruined it by crying, then I realized it wasn’t a tear, it was my great aim. It turned out to be beautiful.
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
DON'T WEAR PANTS.
I REPEAT.
DO. NOT. WEAR. TROUSERS.
Right now Tom has the 2nd floor office bathroom under siege. He shit/clogged one toilet, and he's throwing up in the sink.
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
The cup holder in my recliner holds a whole bottle of wine. That's definitely a sign.
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
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