just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
Said he had been eating pineapple for a week before our 1st date. Not sure if thankful for his consideration or offended by his assumption.
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
Thing I said while arguing: I want to be single again so that I can have pizza and dick rained down upon me.
Pulling out all the stops on being a lady.
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
The ketchup exploded, and totally splooged his face and the wall. You could see the outline of his head in the wall splatter.
I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.
When did we go from stumbling drunk into an ER at 3am to dinner double dating?
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
I forgot wine drunk hurts
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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