You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
yea, the bartender wouldn't serve you because you kept asking for "a slice of beer"
i'm sure the inside of her vag looks like Normandy circa 1944
and yes i had to double check that date for that joke to be accurate
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
You were in the back of the cop car and told the cop to ask me if I got laid. Youre a dedicated wingman.
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