I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
I'm at about main and main street
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
I am playing a little game I like to call "How Quickly Can I Infuse This Vodka Into My Bloodstream Without the Use of an IV"
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
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