love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Even my Mr Clean Magic Eraser can't make last night disappear.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
Seriously considering modifying my computer case so it can dispense wine. I need to make a bunch of changes and reorganize it's guts anyway....
I just jerked him off with one hand while holding my wine glass with the other and watching Congo. I feel like this was a preview to my married life...
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
You wanna know what I want to eat? Questionable Mexican food before I go drink. Makes for excitement. Will I puke it up or shit my pants
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
Randomize
