I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
walked into the kitchen nd asked my mom what smells like tuna she replies" your sister" now i cant eat tuna...EVER!!!
I sometimes forget that turkeys are alive even when its not Thanksgiving.
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
Your roommates will be treating you to many anecdotes about my intentions to have aggressive sex with you. I'm sorry in advance.
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
I think we might need a safe word for this...
Randomize
