I'm pretty sure his head is too big to fit between my legs. Worthless.
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
The true debate: do I prioritize going to bed and getting more than six hours of sleep or do I prioritize washing out various grease, leaf bits, and jizz out of my hair
Oh? And how would you explain this to your kids?
"Well pumpkin, when mommies and daddies have loved each other so much for a really long time, sometimes they trade off with other mommies and daddies"
Randomize
