singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
Did you know that when you swallow it's like 60 calories!?
That's okay, it's all protein anyway.
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
Need a ride. Apparently screaming about the bartender's erectile dysfunction gets you kicked out.
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
Just walk of shamed past a 5 year old on my way out of my booty call. He waved at me. Is this the single life I've been missing?
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
Secrets from the porn industry: liTERALLY SHOVE A SEA SPONGE UP YOUR VAGINA GO ON DO IT
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
Yeahh. im on the phone with him drunk. he told me he found a pigeon in a cardboard box and named it quincy...
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