That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
what day is it and did you see me today?
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
I'm out of vodka and money. My semester is officially over. The way I see it, my finals are just forms I need to fill out in order to leave campus.
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
Does anyone remember last night? Because I still don't know why I now own a goldfish and a ceiling fan made of pizza?
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
Randomize
