i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
I got to work, greeted my staff, then went into the bathroom to throw up. Who hired me to run a business???
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
this stripper weighs a pound. I feel like I should tip her in food.
You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
Drunk cheerio confetti may seem like a brilliant idea when your drunk, but believe me, the next day, its a horrible, horrible mess.
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
Sorry I peed on your ottoman
2 weeks shy of 25 and all I’m wishing for is a secret admirer who pulls my trash cans to the curb Wednesday morning for me because I always forget to Tuesday’s nights thanks to it being dollar draft night at the local bar
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
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