My cat gives me a boner
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
The highlight of your blackout was when you drunk showered with the garden hose and emailed your boss your vacation requests for the next year.
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
He's like a father figure to me, except we have casual drunk sex every now and then
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
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