question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
I've replaced the bottom of the food pyramid with alcohol.
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
I think I just used lyrics from the Sister Sister theme song to let a guy down easy...
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
I finally fell asleep and like an hour later he wakes me up and says "I've always to be woken up w a blowjob." Um, that's not how it works asshole.
A woman with Alzheimer's pointed at me and said, "Don't forget to wear socks, because you're a lady!" I think it's legit advice.
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
You peed on a flamingo?!?
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