these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
When my girlfriend drinks sangria it's like winning the vagina lottery
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
If you bring chipotle to my house i'll let you eat your burrito out of my vagina
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
sleeping in bed with your booty calls married sister...you're the stuff heroes are made of.
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
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