Dude, my boy c***** and I hooked up with Asian sisters last night in the same room
Then I put on blue by Eiffel 65 and security showed up and yelled at us for being too loud. Also, they stopped fucking because no one can fuck to eiffel 65
he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
He's trying to wipe up all the spilled drinks with a banana
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
from now on when you get up to pee in the middle of the night, check to see if im sleeping in your parking lot.
i do.
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife
My tits sealed my fate
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
The only good thing about 2020 is that the hot flight attendant neighbors are using my pool a lot. If i can keep them from wandering into my Zoom meeting with my boss I’m golden
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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