i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
i just heard one Asian kid say to another, "i bet if i could get into Harvard i could get laid all the time, my brother lost his virginity the first night there."
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
if you spike my cofee one more time im gona fuck you up. im presenting to the mayor in sevven fucking minuets. fuck you and youir fucking bartending classses i am so fuckign fcked
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
He carried around a bottle of jäger the whole night and when everyone thought the cops came, he started doing push ups in the middle of the floor cause he said it calmed him down.
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
i think we reached that point in our drunkenness where even the creeps found us intolerable
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