so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
I understand that I gave you a nose bleed with a cheeto last night and for that I apologize
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
you know you're a senior when your friends are at the bar before you even get out of class
why the fuck would you go to class? it's karaoke wednesday.
People are yelling about how much they want you here.
I'm going to change, vomit up my mexican food to save the trouble later, and then come meet you. Thrilled.
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
Nothing says I'm doing some sketchy shit like coming out of your bedroom with your underwear inside out
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