Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
Drinking vodka in the bathtub.... If I don't make it, I thank you for your magical parts
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
I told my mom that I was just gonna go check the mail. It's been 19 hours, and I woke up in a hot tub covered in chocolate, with a text from her sayin "have fun sweetie"
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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