you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
I fell asleep giving a handjob, had a sex dream about giving a handjob, and woke up giving a handjob. Life.
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
Jamie's fucking a senior citizen and I'm eating chips and salsa in the shower at 2am, so whatever you're doing it can't be worse.
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
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