fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
Considering that my ex-wife dumped me to become a lesbian, the Universe owes me a threesome.
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
I was freaked out. No man over 50 is allowed to touch me. Ever. Unless you're Michael Bolton. Then please do.
I'm riding shot gun after Shawn took a dump in a happy meal box because we were making record time.
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
I'm petting the cat while shitting. This is all I ever wanted
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
dude, last night I won a real sword and a bottle of vodka in a cards against humanity tournament
This is it. This is the birthday cake that gets me laid.
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
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