SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
i woke up with toilet paper straight tucked up in my underwear wearing a pizza sauce mustach. I dont think i got laid last night.
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
It's one PM on a Saturday and I'm sitting here drinking Jack, eating a block of cheese and playing Minecraft. Please tell me you can come drag me to a bar.
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
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