Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
the homeless guy was waiting for me this morning. this is the closest to a boyfriend ive had in years.
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
You know you're in the hamptons when it's 10pm And you kind of want to vomit white wine on rug that costs more than your apartment.
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
I'm not kidding, he literally jumped in the red panda exhibit. I knew this was gonna be a good birthday.
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
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