She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
I just saw her take the entire bowl of lime wedges from the bar and pour them all in her purse, and now using the empty bowl as a hat. Waiting for security to come and throw her ass out.
Drunk logic "let's go outside in front of the bar to get sick"
Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
Drunk in my hotel room, eating taco bell, and crying at Nicki Minaj's life story.
This is why I keep you in my life.
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
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