she pooed on me. she actually pooed on me.
if i dont get laid while im dressed as Tim Tebow, i'm just staying true to the costume.
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
I put on pants and a bra for you and you never showed up. There is no forgiveness for that.
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
At least life still wants to fuck me.
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
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