Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
Someone shat in our tub last night. I'm not pointing fingers but you priors make you a prime suspect.
My vibrator looks like a lipstick tube. So does my mace. I just realized the potential problems of keeping them both in the same bag.
It took me three days, but I managed to nearly get arrested on my way out of LA. Made it to the airport. Crisis averted, though. The real crime is, my flight is delayed two hours.
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
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