He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
When he identified himself as captain clitoris i knew my night was fucked.
My boss's toddler just went through my bag and found your vibrator...you owe me a drink.
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
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