Are they still out there making out on the couch? How can we get them to leave?
I 'm gonna go stand naked in the kitchen with a knife
dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
high people should be assigned attendants
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
Unless you can cure my hangover with your penis I'm not interested.
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
I'm pretty sure that I drunkenly used the phrase "I just want his beard all over my body" way too many times last night.
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
One a scale of one to hella drunk, how gracefully can I make it down those stairs
Randomize
