Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
mondays should just be called national damage control day
even your uterus rejects him.
apparently my uterus is the smartest part of my body.
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
I love THIS fish, the rest of the ocean can go fuck itself. I am ahab and he is my whale
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
In case you're wondering what eggs stolen from an elementary school's chicken coop taste like, delicious. Delicious is what they taste like.
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
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