Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
would really like to know how the teddy bear got super glued to my testicles.
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
If I pissed all over some chicks bed I would probably apologize for getting so wasted, not putting out, and turning into a god damn R. Kelly Cinderella... Not ask for coffee and a ride home.
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
You literally spelled every word wrong or with numbers except for "drunk", which you used all caps for.
I felt the need to accentuate it....
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
Going to the eye doctors drunk makes you feel like your doing a sobriety test! They have to know..
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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