That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
He just stabbed two olives and a pickle with a fork and deep throated it in front of my family
Not even marginally surprised
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
A woman on my train just walked down the carriage in a wedding dress, crying and clutching a can of Carlsberg. Oh...
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
My potted cactus died. I am literally less nurturing than the desert.
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
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