fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
Paying 5 grand for boobs is saving me like 10 grand in weed
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
It's ok that you're screwing someone else while trying to get back with me, I'm banging three girls while I ignore you.
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
You can't talk like Dr. Evil to me five minutes after the greatest orgasm of my life.
So red wine goes with eggs, right? Because that's all I have in the house to cook and the drinking options are either wine or scotch
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
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