I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
If I had to summarise my weekend I would do so using the words "horrifying romanian moonshine"
Shit, my parents are coming over and I just realized that a grinder is not an acceptable paperweight
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
When you put the phrases "just out of shower" and "did you get the picture" that close together, a picture of hamburger helper is not exactly what I expected to pop up.
I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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