soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
Grandma just handed out bail money... it's officially christmas
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
Tried to drunkenly hop a fence with my cast on to get away from the cops but ended up falling over a bench.. how do I explain those bruises to my parents?
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
she definitely didn't appreciate it when you justified bringing her home by yelling to me "fat bitches need love too"
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
The lady that was sitting beside me thought the best way to cheer herself up was to pet and ruffle my hair while crying and telling me her problems...
He brought me another shot of rum, ice and my underwear when I woke up.
What a gentleman.
I KNOW, right?!
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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