we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
apparently i'm not the first person wake up and realize she's ugly cuz i tore this house apart and there is no sign of my clothes
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
You were such a shitshow...I was just standing in the kitchen eating my toaster strudel and you came in, whispered "you didn't see anything" and led him to the couch
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
I really should have gone with the man who kept offering me cocaine. Why did I chose the German!? STUPID!
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
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