You were face down, at your computer, surrounded by beer bottles listening a bagpipes version of amazing grace.
clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
So instead of going to meet her mom, I decided to jump out of her window which was about 1.5 stories off the ground. I'm alright, but I ended up meeting her mom anyway.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
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