You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
Welcome to the difference between being FWBs (remember how we used to see who could get more lap dances a night?) and being in a relationship. Fun, huh?
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
It was a bad idea to take ecstasy with cats in the house. No animal likes being touched that much. Let me know how your eye feels tomorrow
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
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